I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
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The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
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And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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