38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
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Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
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When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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