yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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