I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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