I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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