plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
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What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
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Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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