How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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