Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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