Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
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Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
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It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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