I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
So much Jack, so little girl.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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