Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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