Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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