My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
wanna go halves on a baby?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
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We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
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I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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