He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
