Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
honey bunches of taint.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
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And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
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googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I have already put on my inside pants.