I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
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cat food counts as protein by the way
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
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Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
I'm just looking out for you.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.