Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Just puked most of my soul out..
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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