I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
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One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
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I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
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