Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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