And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
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i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
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So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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