there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Church boner. Awkwardddd
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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