Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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