at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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