I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
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my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
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I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
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