Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Yo dont text me then not text me
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
You almost got us killed.
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