so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize
