you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
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You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
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i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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