She said her name was "party"
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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