I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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