yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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