found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
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I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
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Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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