Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
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I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
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Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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