Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
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Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
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Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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