I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
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Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
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So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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