Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
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