Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Randomize
