If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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