i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
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