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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.

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• (661): View more from California

  Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.

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• (631): View more from New York

  You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  He made me a period mix..should I back out now?

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• (845): View more from New York

  you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.

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  Stop giving me tequila.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.

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• (805): View more from California

  I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.

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