found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
if one more of _____'s family tells me "you're next" i'm going to shoot myself. Thank god for gin (most protestant phrase ever at the most Jewish wedding ever)
Ask for a julep and start talking about how you much prefer the uncircumsized peen. that should probably stop them.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.