Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Randomize