Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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