I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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