Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
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Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
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Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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