Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
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Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
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My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
This is my gift to your gina
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?