ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
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I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
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I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?