If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
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I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
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so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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