I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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