You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
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