It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
being pregnant is like rehab
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
