My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Randomize
