My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
