I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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