when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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