I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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