I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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