Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
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