Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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