so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
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I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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