Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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